This is a man who said he was from planet Lovetron, where he engaged in interplanetary funkmanship with his girlfriend. There isnt any interplanetary funkmanship in todays NBA. I think the owners banned it during last years lockout negotiations. The best we can do is Metta World Peace. If you are going to go to all of the trouble of changing your name to World Peace, cant you come up with a better first name than Metta?